Steak & Blowjob Day – It’s About Your Meat!

The mushy times of Valentine’s are long gone. Gestures of flowers, chocolates and giant teddy bears are so last month! Now we come to man’s favourite event of the year. Thats right, March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day and we are celebrating all week!

 

It is rumoured that this holiday was created by Rhode Island disc jockey, Tom Birdsey, who had a brainwave one day that men should be compensated for their extra efforts on Valentine’s Day. So…what do men like best? Fillet and fellatio of course! And thus Steak and Blowjob Day was born.

 

So, what can you guys do to make this more fun for your partner, besides tell them how you would like your steak cooked? How can you encourage them to take part in this day that is all about you? It’s all about the presentation.

Keep It Clean

This may be a no brainer to most, but nothing is more off-putting than an unwashed willy. Make sure your penis is thoroughly prepped for a pampering of the mouthy kind. Why not get your partner involved and indulge in a bathroom quickie before dinner?

Marinade Your Meat

Perhaps not a dry rub like your T-bone, but you can make your todger more lickable with some flavourful lubricants. Not only will they heighten your pleasure, they will make for a more tasty experience all round.

An Even Sweeter Happy Ending

Some foods to avoid are obvious – garlic and onions make our breath smell – and add a funky taste to your semen too – thanks to their high sulphur content. If you want to sweeten your sperms, try eating plenty of fruits that are high in natural sugars. Pineapple juice is a winner. Also sweet and fragrant foods and herbs like parsley, wheatgrass, celery, cinnamon, peppermint and lemon can all make for a sweeter blowjob session.

Serve and Enjoy!

Of course, some people find oral sex a huge turn off and it’s not for everyone – If this is the case, there are plenty of other sexy ways to mark the occasion. The idea is to both get turned on from the experience and have fun doing it.

So guys, how will you be celebrating? I will be joining the single ladies for a ham sandwich and high-five until ‘Cake and Cunnilingus Day’ becomes a thing (why is this not a thing?!) 😉

 

Happy Steak and Blowjob Day everybody! Here’s hoping both are well done!

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