{"id":866,"date":"2017-04-22T07:15:28","date_gmt":"2017-04-22T06:15:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.realbritishsex.com\/blog\/?p=866"},"modified":"2017-04-22T17:24:27","modified_gmt":"2017-04-22T16:24:27","slug":"a-10-step-guide-to-good-cunnilingus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.realbritishsex.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/22\/a-10-step-guide-to-good-cunnilingus\/","title":{"rendered":"A 10-Step Guide to Good Cunnilingus [Sex advice]"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Get her warmed up first!<\/strong>
\nDon\u2019t just dive right in. This isn\u2019t the community swimming pool. Take your time: kiss her stomach, bite her inner thighs, stroke her labia. Show that you\u2019re comfortable down there; nothing is hotter than laying your head on her inner thigh, looking at her pussy and touching it lightly with your hands before you begin. Show her that if her pussy was a house, you would move in. I can\u2019t tell you how exciting it is to have a guy go down on a chick and all of his body language tells her, \u201cI could do this all day.\u201d<\/p>\n

2. For the love of Christ, Pull. Back. The Clitoral. Hood.<\/strong>
\nLicking a pussy without pulling back her clitoral hood is like trying to blow a flaccid peen. If you don\u2019t know what a clitoral hood is, Google it. Also, get the fuck away from me.<\/p>\n

3. Focus your energy on the upper right-hand quadrant.<\/strong>
\nIf you divide a clit into four equal parts, the upper right-hand quadrant\u2014your right; if you\u2019re looking at a clit straight-on, her left\u2014is the most sensitive. You\u2019re weclome.<\/p>\n

4. The bottom of a clit feels great.<\/strong>
\nI don\u2019t know why it does, but it does.<\/p>\n

5. Start a rhythm and don\u2019t break it.<\/strong>
\nThe actual act of eating pussy is quite small. A friend once described it to me as \u201clike licking a plate.\u201d It doesn\u2019t need to be an exaggerated motion\u2014the clit is about the size of your knuckle, after all. Your girl will help you find a rhythm, but one of the cardinal sins men make with foreplay is going way too fast. Almost every woman I know has been fingered by a guy who makes it feel like he\u2019s playing flamenco guitar after a three-day coke binge. So I would err on the side of licking slower than you think you should.<\/p>\n

Once you got it down, keep doing exactly what you\u2019re doing, down to the millimeter, until she comes. You know how frustrating it is when someone\u2019s blowing you and then she (or he) suddenly switches to using their hand? You know that<\/em> kind of disappointment and frustration? That\u2019s what it feels for chicks like when you change it up randomly.<\/p>\n

6. Humming feels good, too.<\/strong>
\nI\u2019m not saying you have to hum the theme song to Friends<\/em>\u2014though that theme song is kinda long, so that would feel pretty nice, I\u2019d imagine\u2014but even if you moan a little, the sensation is very pleasureful. Plus, hearing a partner moan is a turn-on.<\/p>\n

7. If you don\u2019t know about \u201cThe Hook\u201d\u2026<\/strong>
\nHow to insert your fingers into her during oral: use your pointer and middle fingers together and created a hook shape. Insert just far enough until you feel her g-spot, about an inch or two past the vaginal opening. It\u2019s squishy and has a few ridges; you\u2019ll feel it. Your palm should be facing up. Now move your fingers like you\u2019re saying \u201cc’mere\u201d to someone. (Side note: Never insert fingers into her before she\u2019s wet. What are you, an animal?)<\/p>\n

8. Spit on your partner\u2019s vagina only stealthily.<\/strong>
\nI applaud you for taking action when you feel like your partner could benefit from some additional lubrication, but be quiet about it, dude. I know you want to make a big show of it because you saw it in a porno one time, but nobody likes a loud spitter. No woman will feel more unsexy than after hearing the sound of you essentially hocking a loogie into her ladyflower.<\/p>\n

9. Good head takes a while. Be patient.<\/strong>
\nVaginas are complicated anatomical parts, you guys. Orgasming from oral may take a lot longer for your chick than you. Recognize and respect that.<\/p>\n

10. It\u2019s okay if you don\u2019t enjoy oral\u2014but don\u2019t tell her that.<\/strong>
\nHey, we don\u2019t all have to enjoy every single thing in the bedroom. But, as women, we sometimes have this weird thing going on that we\u2019re afraid to ask for what we want. If we know you don\u2019t enjoy eating pussy, we\u2019re going to feel bad asking you to do it. And the last thing you should want is for your girl to feel bad during sex, right? If this doesn\u2019t seem problematic to you, I will personally put a curse on your penis so that you never get head again.<\/p>\n

BONUS TIP<\/strong>
\nI learned this years ago: keep your tongue as active as it would it be if you were licking the frosting off a cupcake. Your tongue isn\u2019t completely soft, but you shouldn\u2019t be in dagger tongue territory either. Keep this visual in mind while doing the deed if you have to. This rule also applies to making out, by the way.<\/p>\n

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