We know work can be dull sometimes\u2014well, unless you are a movie star or magician\u2014with the same people every day, the same lunch, and same things to look at. So it comes as no surprise that more and more people are sneaking off to have a fun-filled hook-up somewhere in the building! So in honour of National Fun at Work Day and…well…because we are awesome, we have put together a handy guide to the best places at work to start really enjoying putting in that overtime.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s familiar, it\u2019s welcoming, and it\u2019s a sturdy surface. What better place to kick off some workplace-based shenanigans than on your very own desk? Push the family photos to one side, steady yourselves on that weird footrest thing that HR made you have on your first day, and bang away to your hearts content! Just ignore the complaints of the rest of your team; it\u2019s the first time they\u2019ve spoken to you in weeks anyway.<\/p>\n
Ping! The elevator offers some much needed privacy for your workplace clothes-free shenanigans, and sometimes even some mirrors for you to enjoy. Remember to press the buttons to keep the doors closed and the elevator moving up and down through the floors, and you\u2019ll get a good five minutes of knee-trembling in before either the fire department or security pry open the doors and catch you in ‘flagrante delicto’ with Jessica from accounts.<\/p>\n
Your boss has been giving you commands day after day, year after year, so now it\u2019s time to issue some of your own, like \u2018kiss me there\u2019 or ‘do that faster.’ Enjoy the plush, spinning leather armchair and deep smell of mahogany as you roll around the place in the throes of illicit, paid-for passion. And don\u2019t forget to smile through the window at the guys working in the building across the way. Bonus points if the person you are with is not your boss!<\/p>\n
The lovely people behind that big desk in the lobby don\u2019t get to see much, other than people walking in and out of a door all day, so give them something to enjoy in the form of you cashing a \u2018pants-down pay check\u2019 at their feet. For added frisson, you could always use your cellphone to call reception while you\u2019re going at it like rabbits, and when they answer, start giggling and say, \u2018Don\u2019t worry it\u2019s just us down here!\u2019 Then loudly orgasm in unison.<\/p>\n
This works even better if you manage to find a conference room with a video phone, to really get that kinky feeling of being watched. Conference rooms often also have slightly frosted windows, so other people in the building can walk past thinking, ‘Are they\u2026 is that two people\u2026 surely they\u2019re not\u2026\u2019 while not being completely sure what they\u2019ve just seen. It\u2019s probably best they don\u2019t think about it.<\/p>\n
If all else fails and you and your horny, smart-suited companion have lucked-out everywhere else at work, just head for the basement. There you can go at each other like hungry woodpeckers amidst the clanging pipes, yellow cleaning buckets, and boxes of printer paper, while the 70-year-old janitor with a moustache stands around the corner, covering his ears and wondering when it\u2019s safe to begin eating his sandwich again.<\/p>\n
So there you have it\u2014stop photocopying, and start fornicating! You\u2019re getting paid for it! Ever got down and dirty at work? Did you get away with it? Was it worth the danger? tell us all in the comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"