{"id":1387,"date":"2017-10-22T19:24:45","date_gmt":"2017-10-22T18:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.realbritishsex.com\/blog\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2017-10-22T19:25:02","modified_gmt":"2017-10-22T18:25:02","slug":"shower-sex-injuries-are-on-the-rise-heres-how-to-get-it-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.realbritishsex.com\/blog\/2017\/10\/22\/shower-sex-injuries-are-on-the-rise-heres-how-to-get-it-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Shower Sex Injuries Are on the Rise: Here’s How to Get it Right."},"content":{"rendered":"

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The number of sex-related injuries among middle-aged men has quadrupled in the last five years. Now, if you were to guess, which kind of sex do you think is the most dangerous? While we recently reported doggy-style is most menacing to a man\u2019s penis, the research didn\u2019t account for shower sex, a class of fornication Stephen Makinde, clinical director of Perfect Balance Clinic, insists is the most prevalent sex-related ailment as evidenced by the bevy of men he treats.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a bit of a no-brainer shower sex leads to a ton of embarrassing injuries: there isn\u2019t enough room, it\u2019s slippery as all Hell, water mysteriously causes genital friction, etc. However, Makinde notes sex-injuries, in general, have skyrocketed. \u201cIt used to be that injuries associated with sexual activity used to account for a small percentage of the non-sporting cases we treated, around 20 percent,\u201c Makinde says. “But in the last five years, that\u2019s now increased to around 80 percent.\u201d<\/p>\n

He speculates the increase in injury is not solely from sex becoming more dangerous. Rather, Makinde believes people, specifically men, are less ashamed to cop to sex-related incidences (which is quite positive given the circumstance.) However, it\u2019s possible this openness toward sex has also influenced couples to try more difficult positions. With increased difficulty often comes increased injury.<\/p>\n

\u201cMost patients are middle-aged males, roughly in their mid-50s, but we do see women who\u2019ve experienced such injuries, too,\u201d Makinde says. \u201cWhen it comes to [shower] sex, we see everything from neck injuries to wrist fractures, ankle sprains and, of course, back problems.\u201d Hernias are common as well, Makinde notes, where the adductor muscles of the pelvic region become strained. \u201cWith the back, we see everything from facet joint locks \u2013 where the back spasms and locks in a particular position\u2013to full-blown disc prolapses and sciatic pain.\u201d<\/p>\n

Makinde urges that people be honest about how they got their injuries, as it can help speed up treatment. To ensure your next attempt at shower sex doesn\u2019t end in a hospital visit, we\u2019ve offered some safety tips below.<\/p>\n

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INVEST IN SHOWER-FRIENDLY ASSISTANCE<\/strong>
\nTo remedy a slippery surface, invest in a non-slip shower mat, so neither you nor your partner feel like you\u2019re treading on black ice. Since the shower\u2019s built-in soap dish may not be able to support you or your partner\u2019s weight while seeking leverage (no offense), consider purchasing footrests that attach to your shower (they do exist). For added fun, you may also want to incorporate edible soaps, which couples can use as a playful substitute to slippery chocolate syrup.<\/p>\n

CHOOSE YOUR POSITIONS WISELY<\/strong>
\nBecause of the limited space and dangerous conditions, it\u2019s essential you choose sex positions that accommodate the environment. Here are three good ones to start with:<\/p>\n

Stand and lift:<\/strong> The female should have her arms braced around the other\u2019s neck and their legs around his waist as the other supports the body by lifting the legs and bum (guys, you\u2019re going to have to be strong for this one). Then raise, or bounce, your partner up and down to penetrate. If it helps, lean your back against the wall for added support.<\/p>\n

Modified doggy:<\/strong> Similar to the classic, the female should lean forward into the wall with her back to you. It helps if she has a leg up on the tub. Then enter from behind. Bonus: if the shower head is removable, place the shower head on your partner\u2019s clitoris for extra stimulation.<\/p>\n

Stand and hook:<\/strong> Standing facing each other, the female should hook a leg around you, then you enter. The only problem for this position is height difference, but a bit of adjusting can quickly rectify that.<\/p>\n

BE SAFE<\/strong>
\nSilicone is the best lube for shower play, and you\u2019re going to need lube because water causes a severe amount of friction. However, steer clear of water-based lubricants. Most common, water-based lubricant will wash away in seconds. It might seem convenient, but do not use body washes, shampoos or conditioners as a substitute for lube either, since these items can cause infection. Because condoms and showers don\u2019t play well together (rubbers can degrade during contact or slip off), shower sex should only be practiced with a trusted partner.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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