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Before you settle down with \u201cthe one\u201d you want to have a wealth of sexual experience so you know what works for you and what doesn\u2019t\u2014and, most importantly, how to make her happy. This is why it\u2019s best to find out what your sexual deal breakers (and makers) are first, in order to avoid making a really serious decision you regret later because you didn\u2019t do your due diligence in the bedroom. A lot of these are clich\u00e9 fantasies. That doesn\u2019t mean they\u2019re not amazing. Consider this a Bucket List for Your D.<\/p>\n
Exploratory Sex<\/strong> Older Woman<\/strong> Foreign Sex<\/strong> You\u2019re The Weaker Sex Sex<\/strong> Revenge Sex<\/strong> Facebook Boomerang Sex<\/strong> One-Night Stand Sex<\/strong> Anonymous 30-Minute Stand Sex<\/strong> Public Place Sex<\/strong> Video Sex<\/strong> Movie Theater Shenanigans<\/strong> Open-Curtain Sex<\/strong> Moving Transportation Sex<\/strong> Sex Party Sex<\/strong> Wedding Sex<\/strong> Car Hood Sex<\/strong> Road Head<\/strong> Backseat Sex<\/strong> During Work Car Garage Sex<\/strong> NOTE: I\u2019m not advocating cheating or the destruction of a relationship although I would be a blatant hypocrite if I said I\u2019d never\u00a0been the other woman<\/a>. Part of the allure of the cheating dynamic is the fact that it\u2019s prohibited. It\u2019s too high a price, though. Not recommended.<\/em><\/p>\n Office Sex<\/strong> Buddy\u2019s Sister Sex<\/strong> Mid-Party Sex<\/strong> Marathon Sex<\/strong> Threesomes<\/strong> S&M<\/strong> Butt Stuff<\/strong> Squirter Sex<\/strong>
\nGo in the opposite direction of your divining rod a few times. Please women who have different body types, of various races, with different hair color, whatever. You might be surprised by what your dick kinda likes.<\/p>\n
\nSpecifically, one generation older. It will not only open you up to a wealth of experience, but it will also fulfill the teenage fantasy of having sex with your friend\u2019s mother who was super hot and occasionally gave you the eye but you knew there was no chance. Now\u2019s your chance.\u00a0I wrote a piece to help you on this one<\/a>.<\/p>\n
\nTake a girl on a legit date who doesn\u2019t speak your native tongue\u2013like DINNER and WALKING AROUND and GETTING ICE CREAM and having to communicate.\u00a0Then, yes, sleep with her.\u00a0If you can pull that off, you\u2019re either handsome and charming as shit, or your listening skills are top-notch, or both.\u00a0Love is a universal language, but having this type of sexual experience will teach you to listen with your eyes and hands and nose in addition to your ears.\u00a0Do it enough and you\u2019ll be able to read your eternal lover\u2019s body language with astounding accuracy.\u00a0You\u2019ll be a better lover and a better life partner. And you may learn how to say \u201cFuck me harder\u201d in some exotic language.<\/p>\n
\nHave it with someone stronger than you, like a cross-fit enthusiast or an MMA fighter. Because squats.\u00a0Because body-ups. Because it\u2019s hot to know you aren\u2019t in charge. Because all men should be physically dominated by a woman\u00a0at least once<\/em>, just to respect the vulnerability, primal subjugation and psychological enjoyment of submitting we women get to experience.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
\nRITES OF PASSAGE<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\nBe her rebound. There is nobody quite as motivated as a woman who has been cheated on or dumped who is out there trying to fuck her way even.<\/p>\n
\nThanks to technology you can now track down that certain crush from your high school who was out of your league or in a relationship and complete your sexual destiny.<\/p>\n
\nGotta do it. It gives you the opportunity to have sexual gratification with zero responsibility, except for protection, of course. Once you commit to a monogamous relationship, your mind and heart have to include another person. That being said: MAKE SURE SHE AT LEAST HAS AN ORGASM.<\/p>\n
\nThis is different than the one-night stand. This is meeting a stranger on a plane\/train\/Starbucks, having that animalistic sexual chemistry and then insta-sex wherever you can (bathrooms, broom closets, etc. \u2026) and going your separate ways. The less you know about one another when you part\u2014the better. This is one you\u2019ll\u00a0only<\/em>\u00a0be able to do while single SO GET IT WHILE YOU CAN.<\/p>\n
\nEXHIBITIONISM<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\nBeaches, parks, music festivals, campgrounds, etc. Having sex with a high risk of being spotted is always hot. Bonus points if you\u2019re in a foreign country and there is a risk of getting thrown in prison or having to pay a foreign cop a bribe (not that I know from experience).<\/p>\n
\nFirst of all, don\u2019t be a moron. Don\u2019t get carried away and make a video on her iPhone. In this digital world, expect anything you do electronically to go viral\u00a0always<\/em>. I recommend a good old-fashioned VHS or HI-8. But if you ever have a woman who is down, film yourself giving and receiving porn star sex orgasms on tape for you own personal collection. MUTUAL TRUST IS ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE WITH THIS ONE. If there is any doubt, don\u2019t do it and wait until you\u2019re with the right person.<\/p>\n
\nHands down one of the hottest sexual experiences I\u2019ve had was a two-hour passionate make-out session during\u00a0We Were Soldiers<\/em>. There is nothing more naughty than getting an HJ and having to stifle your pleasure. The more serious the movie, the more inappropriate the act, the better the orgasm.<\/p>\n
\nAt least once, find a woman who gets aroused by lights-on, curtains-open, loud, rambunctious sex and put on a show for the neighbors.<\/p>\n
\nEXPERIENTIAL<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\nPlanes, trains and boats. There is something insanely sexy about literally moving through space and time while you fuck.<\/p>\n
\nThis isn\u2019t for everyone, but if you\u2019re even so much as curious about a randomized group encounter like key parties or\u00a0Eyes Wide Shut<\/em>, find a structured environment with a complete degree of sexual haphazardness and get that shit out of your system. It will be an itch you can\u2019t scratch until you do.<\/p>\n
\nWe\u2019ve all seen\u00a0Wedding Crashers<\/em>. You know the deal. Wedding brings out the casual sex in people. It\u2019s fun. It\u2019s loose. And two of my best friends ended up marrying the men they hooked up with at a wedding\u2026so you never know, weddings also bring out the love, too.<\/p>\n
\nCAR SEX<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\nSeriously, if you haven\u2019t done this\u2014do it now. This is one of those things you\u00a0can<\/em>\u00a0do with a partner. It\u2019s never too late for car hood sex, and it\u2019s as hot as you imagine. Just make sure, you know, the engine has cooled a minute. The car engine, I mean.<\/p>\n
\nIf I was a man, I doubt I would be able to think of anything better than getting blown at 70 mph. Just be careful. You have precious cargo, and she\u2019s currently giving you fellatio.<\/p>\n
\nPopular at lover\u2019s perches throughout the world and fantastic on road trips. There is nothing quite like pulling over in a seedy rest stop and doing the deed. Backseat sex is usually spontaneous, always awkward and unfailingly invigorating.<\/p>\n
\nOr \u201cthe nooner.\u201d Basically whenever you\u2019re fucking on company time it\u2019s phenomenal. This one never loses its luster, and if you\u2019re in a relationship it\u2019s a great way to spice things up when things are starting to feel stale.<\/p>\n
\nSECRET SEX<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\nOffice sex is frowned upon, which is exactly why it\u2019s so fun. WARNING: with all office sex, you\u2019re playing with fire, and if the relationship goes sideways it can cause far more trouble than it\u2019s worth. Don\u2019t say I didn\u2019t warn you.<\/p>\n
\nEspecially if it\u2019s a childhood friend. You\u2019re detonating a sexual time-bomb that\u2019s been waiting to explode for decades. Beware: this could cost you a friendship, so proceed with caution.<\/p>\n
\nThis one is fun because you\u2019re playing with two social dynamics. The game is not to disrupt the primary dynamic (the party) while getting away with adding a parallel sexual dynamic. The smaller the party, the bigger the thrill. If you can disappear at an intimate dinner party unnoticed, consider yourself a Jedi.<\/p>\n
\nPHYSICAL ACTS<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\nYou\u2019re going for three personal bests:
\n1.<\/strong>\u00a0The number of orgasms you give
\n2.<\/strong>\u00a0The number of orgasms you have
\n3.<\/strong>\u00a0The hours you spend pleasuring your lady<\/p>\n
\nNON-PAID. Generally, the best-case scenarios are when you\u2019re at a party and it happens organically or you happen to be dating a bisexual vixen who gets off on picking up a third out at the bar. (Yes, we exist.) OR you can do what I did and\u00a0try out Thrinder<\/a>, the dating app for threesomes. (Yes, it exists.)<\/p>\n
\nThink nipple clamps, clit clamps, whips, ties, blindfolds, wax\u2026whatever. Unless you absolutely, positively know this just isn\u2019t your thing, I recommend you try it out at least once. You owe it to yourself to know if kink is something you absolutely need in your sex life. Remove any doubt because five years into marriage, when the lust has subsided and the kids are the priority, you don\u2019t want to be fantasizing about tying up your female friends or coworkers because you married a woman who absolutely isn\u2019t down with that level of sexual experimentation. Sexual compatibility isn\u2019t everything, but it certainly helps to be on the same page if you want to go the distance.<\/p>\n
\nYou should definitely try out some butt stuff before you settle down, mostly just to see how you feel about it. Also, in the event your true love has absolutely no interest in it, at least you can say you tried it once. I\u2019ve examined both\u00a0her butt<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0your butt<\/a>\u00a0IN GREAT DETAIL if you need some tips to get you started. You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n
\nFrom everything I\u2019ve heard from men who have never been with a squirter before\u2014prepare to be terrified.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"